Ring! Ring!
"Hello?"
/pause, listen
"Ugh! You again. Just stop calling me!!!!"
Mike Huckabee, please stop stalking me! You call me more than my husband. Your posse is fierce in their support. They pepper me with their punk surveys. Don't try to trap me with your trash talk, I am not so easily owned!!! I am NOT a radical conservative. I'm independent and moderate. Seriously. Just because I've voted in your party's primary in the past DOES NOT mean you own me. Back off dude. Your constant phone calls are starting to freak me out.
By the way... why are the rest of you not calling? Republicans? Democrats? Libertarians? Where are you? Do you not want my vote? Is my state unimportant to you????? What the heck? Is Huckabee the only one who cares about me...?????
I still don't know who I'm voting for.....
4 comments:
We vote on Saturday, and I haven't heard from any of them. Gosh, at least Huckabee sounds like he really wants it!
Kind of makes me wonder the demographic each is targeting...
Here in Australia, our electoral system is totally different to yours... so all the news reports we keep seeing/hearing about it are all slightly strange to my ears! heh heh
Cyalayta
Mal :)
I feel so neglected. I'm sure it will begin here soon enough, BUT, I don't answer the phone when I don't recognize the number/name on my little screen.
i tagged you for a meme!
http://thesassylime.blogspot.com/2008/01/tagged-again.html
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