I got a call from the public library. They left a message for my son. He had 15 overdue library books. He is 8.

I picked my son up from school and told him about the strange call reporting the 15 overdue library books. His response? "I knew I shouldn't have checked out books for all of my imaginary friends!!!" as he slapped his forehead an sighed in disgust.

Yes, I laughed. No, I'm not paying his fines for him.